iwilleatyourenglish:

if you ever feel like spiders are fearless, unstoppable death machines that are bent upon your destruction please remember that my tarantula has been sitting, inconsolable, with her knees tucked around her face for the past 20 minutes solely because she stepped on her own foot

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like what am i even supposed to do about that

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nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude
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joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

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when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

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